Quote by Jodi Picoult

The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store.

The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a tri

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that while turning water into wine may have been a miraculous act performed by the Lord, a simple way to acquire wine in our everyday lives is by going to the grocery store. It highlights the stark contrast between the extraordinary and the mundane, emphasizing the comedic notion that humans can accomplish what seems like a miracle with a straightforward solution.

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By Jodi Picoult

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