Quote by Doug Horton

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that even in the worst of situations when everything seems to be lost, the Internal Revenue Service (I.R.S.) will still manage to find something valuable or significant. It plays on the reputation of the I.R.S. for diligently searching for any possible tax liabilities or hidden income. The quote implies that for those in desperate need or seeking a solution, the I.R.S. may surprisingly come to the rescue by uncovering something overlooked or discovering a potential source of assistance.

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