Quote by Steven Wright

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of

Summary

This quote humorously states that while most people have a fear of heights, the speaker has a fear of widths instead. In a literal sense, this could imply discomfort or anxiety towards wide or broad spaces. However, it is likely meant figuratively to highlight an aversion towards a broad range of possibilities, choices, or responsibilities. The quote playfully subverts the common fear of heights by presenting a unique and unexpected perspective on fear.

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By Steven Wright

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