Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addi

Summary

This humorous quote plays on the idea of addiction, suggesting that the individual is not actually addicted to gambling itself, but rather to the experience of sitting in a semi-circle while playing blackjack. It highlights the pleasure they derive from the particular setting or arrangement rather than the act of gambling itself. The quote showcases the individual's enjoyment of the social aspect and dynamic created by sitting in a group, rather than focusing solely on the act of placing bets or winning money.

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By Mitch Hedberg

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