Quote by Jarod Kintz

If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).

If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I sugges

Summary

This quote is a whimsical and nonsensical statement that does not have a straightforward meaning. It combines unrelated concepts like love, feathers, dog food, shoes, and banana pudding, which creates an element of absurdity and humor. The mention of it defining the speaker's political beliefs further adds to the playful and unintelligible nature of the quote. Overall, it seems to be a random and imaginative phrase meant to evoke a sense of amusement and surprise rather than conveying any inherent deep meaning.

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Politics Funny Love Beliefs Absurd Political Surreal

By Jarod Kintz

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