Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it...and he's always on time.

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't

Summary

This quote is a humorous and exaggerated expression about a person's appreciation for their FedEx delivery person. It suggests that the person jokingly perceives their regular package deliveries as quasi-illegal drug transactions. The phrase "he doesn't even know it" implies that the delivery person unknowingly plays a role in the person's metaphorical drug dealer fantasy. The mention of the delivery person always being on time highlights their reliability, adding an amusing twist to the statement.

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By Mitch Hedberg

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