Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it...and he's always on time.


I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't

Summary

This quote is a humorous and exaggerated expression about a person's appreciation for their FedEx delivery person. It suggests that the person jokingly perceives their regular package deliveries as quasi-illegal drug transactions. The phrase "he doesn't even know it" implies that the delivery person unknowingly plays a role in the person's metaphorical drug dealer fantasy. The mention of the delivery person always being on time highlights their reliability, adding an amusing twist to the statement.

By Mitch Hedberg
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