Quote by Steven Wright
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, Have you got anything I'd like? Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, Extra medium.
Summary
This quote humorously portrays a playful and slightly challenging attitude towards shopping and salespeople. The speaker finds enjoyment in teasing the salespeople by asking if they have something they would like and responding with the contradictory term "extra medium" when asked about their size. It reflects a desire to break out of traditional shopping norms and engage with the experience in a lighthearted and unconventional manner.