Love is a serious mental disease.

Men have broad and large chests, and small narrow hips, and more understanding than women, who have but small and narrow breasts, and broad hips, to the end they should remain at home, sit still, keep house, and bear and bring up children

Martin Luther King Jr.

After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

Dennis Miller

Nice customs curtsy to great kings.

William Shakespeare

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

Trey Parker

I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered!

Shirley Manson

You gave him an opportunity of showing greatness of character and he did not seize it. He will never forgive you for that.

Friedrich Nietzsche

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.

William Shakespeare

The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without the sympathy of the community.

William James

Politics are not the task of a Christian.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things.

Joe Paterno

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

J. D. Salinger

Greed, like the love of comfort, is a kind of fear.

Cyril Connolly