Quote by George Carlin

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where

Summary

This quote can be seen as a playful and lighthearted remark about Santa Claus and the joy he brings during the holiday season. It suggests that Santa's jolliness comes from his knowledge of children who have misbehaved. By associating the term "bad girls" with Santa's knowledge, it adds a humorous element, reminding us of the idea that Santa, in his role as a symbol of generosity and gift-giving, knows who deserves presents and who may not.

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By George Carlin

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