The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.

We have a president who stole the presidency through family ties, arrogance and intimidation, employing Republican operatives to exercise the tactics of voter fraud by disenfranchising thousands of blacks, elderly Jews and other minorities.

Barbra Streisand

My grandpa notes the world's worn cogsAnd says we're going to the dogs.His grandpa in his house of logsSaid things were going to the dogs.His grandpa in the Flemish bogsSaid things were going to the dogs.His grandpa in his hairy togsSaid things were going to the dogs.But this is what I wish to state.The dogs have had an awful wait.

Anon., The Hymn of the Pessimist

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

Jeff Foxworthy

Sometimes I think I might not have written 'The Age of Miracles' if I hadn't grown up in California, if I hadn't been exposed to its very particular blend of beauty and disaster, of danger and denial.

Karen Thompson Walker

All marriages are happy it's living together afterwards that causes all the problems.

Raymond Hull

Has it ever occurred to you,' he said, 'that the whole history of English poetry has been de-termined by the fact that the English language lacks rhymes?

George Orwell

Buy a pup and your money will buyLove unflinching that cannot lie.

Rudyard Kipling

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.

Langston Hughes

If they don't depend on true evidence, scientists are no better than gossips.

Penelope Fitzgerald

Spirit is matter seen in a stronger light.

L. P. Jacks

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

Jimmy Johnson

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark....

Howard Ruff