No man is so exquisitely honest or upright in living, but that ten times in his life he might not lawfully be hanged.

People don't change their behavior unless it makes a difference for them to do so.

Fran Tarkenton

A joke is like building a mousetrap from scratch. You have to work pretty hard to make the thing snap when it is supposed to snap.

Kurt Vonnegut

Enthusiasm is: A quiet spiritual strength: An inner glow: Faith in action: Greatest asset in the world: Beats money power influence: Tramples over prejudice.

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Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all?

Betty Friedan

I'm turning into a stricter dad.

David Duchovny

You watch television and see what's going on on this debt ceiling issue. And what I consider to be a total lack of leadership from the President and nothing's going to get fixed until the President himself steps up and wrangles both parties in Congress.

Steve Wynn

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality.

Plutarch

I wish there were more true conversion, and then there would not be so much backsliding, and, for fear of suffering, living at ease, when there are so few to contend for Christ and His cause.

Donald Cargill

Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to the home and who knows, the children will be educating the parents.

Roger Moore

Lavishness is not generosity.

Thomas Fuller

In the battle for survival the ignorant man has a considerable advantage.

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I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.

David Gallagher