If a man be gloomy let him keep to himself. No one has the right to go croaking about society, or what is worse, looking as if he stifled grief.

I went to a 711 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. Theclerk said, tenfour.

Steven Wright

Don't ever, ever, believe anyone who tells you that you can just get by, by doing the easiest thing possible. Because there's always somebody behind you who really wants to do what you're doing. And they're going to work harder than you if you're not working hard.

Maria Bartiromo

Life is a Dance.

Roger W Hancock

Etiquette requires us to admire the human race

Mark Twain

We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard.

Voltaire

This is the greatest society in all of human history, the greatest country ever. Many of the decisions being made in Washington today by both parties are threatening that greatness. And if we stay on this road we're on right now, our children are going to be the first Americans ever to inherit a diminished country.

Marco Rubio

The whole point is to live life and be - to use all the colors in the crayon box.

RuPaul

I hope to bring people to God with my songs.

Mahalia Jackson

The war... was an unnecessary condition of affairs, and might have been avoided if forebearance and wisdom had been practiced on both sides.

Robert E. Lee

In the re-creation of combat situations, and this is coming from a director who's never been in one, being mindful of what these veterans have actually gone through, you find that the biggest concern is that you don't look at war as a geopolitical endeavor.

Steven Spielberg

My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.

Cameron Diaz

Do you think yourself wise? Then there's a donkey inside your waistcoat

Charles H. Spurgeon