If a man lets all of my dogs sleep in the bed with us, then that is the most romantic thing. You must love my dogs in order to love me. A man who is nice to my animals and doesn't shoo them away - well, that's the height of romance.

Bulls get rich, bears get rich, but pigs get slaughtered An Irishman is never at his best except when fighting.

Proverb

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

Dave Barry

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.

Mark Kennedy

Our chief want in life is somebody who will make us do what we can.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children have to be educated, but they have also to be left to educate themselves.

Ernest Dimnet

Working at the Food Bank with my kids is an eye-opener. The face of hunger isn't the bum on the street drinking Sterno it's the working poor. They don't look any different, they don't behave any differently, they're not really any less educated. They are incredibly less privileged, and that's it.

Mario Batali

I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.

Socrates

Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.

R. Drabek

This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.

Elbert Hubbard

For other nations, utopia is a blessed past never to be recovered; for Americans it is just beyond the horizon.

Henry Kissinger

Love is the magician, the enchanter, that changes worthless things to joy, and makes right royal kings and queens of common clay. It is the perfume of that wondrous flower, the heart, and without that sacred passion, that divine swoon, we are less than beasts; but with it, earth is heaven, and we are gods.

Robert G. Ingersoll

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.

Richard Bach