When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.

People have described me as a management bishop but I say to my critics, Jesus was a management expert too.

George Carey

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearerand farther, trying to see it clearly)... And says, Here, youcan go.

Steven Wright

Her eyes are homes of silent prayers.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

The imagination equips us to perceive reality when it is not fully materialized.

Mary Caroline Richards

Our observation of nature must be diligent, our reflection profound, and our experiments exact. We rarely see these three means combined and for this reason, creative geniuses are not common.

Denis Diderot

There are no philosophical problems, there is only a suite of interconnected linguistic cul de sacs created by language's inability to reflect the truth.

Victor Pelevin

We must make it an imperative duty of our government to protect the gifts which Nature has bestowed on America and to insure the maintenance of a clean, healthy, wholesome environment for our people.

George Lincoln Rockwell

The law is sic a ass - a idiot.

Charles Dickens, Oliver Twist

Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly -- a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects.

Mark Twain

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

Albert Einstein

what more scoundrelly trick could you have played on us?

Martin Luther King Jr.

You can't just let nature run wild.

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