Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

Marriage is not a noun it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.

Barbara de Angelis

A dissenting minority feels free only when it can impose its will on the majority: what it abominates most is the dissent of the majority.

Eric Hoffer

In life...everyone hurts over something. But you can't hurt others because you do! Always try to help others and if you can't...Don't ever hurt them!

Timothy Pina

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.

Steven Wright

Science is a method to keep yourself from kidding yourself.

Edwin Land

I prefer to sing in the shower vs. the car. The shower is just steam, you know, its just you, and nature, and no clothing. You know, there's nothing separating you. It's just you, and the voice - you, and the water.

Jacob Lusk

It is amazing to think after all that has happened in this country in the last few years, the last few decades, that so many people have this blind faith that government is our friend and therefore, so we don't need protections against it.

James Bovard

You should be kissed and often, by someone who knows how.

Margaret Mitchell

You're such a liar. But I'm a beautiful liar, don't you think? She flashed her best smile at her friend. I don't understand what men see in women anyway, her friend answered. Hexes or no hexes, as long as a woman has her clothes on a man can't see what he's interested in anyhow.

Orson Scott Card

Bring love and peace and happiness and beautiful lives into the world in my honor. Thank you. Love you.

Aron Ralston

Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.

William Shakespeare

Virtue is more clearly shown in the performance of fine actions than in the non-performance of base ones.

Aristotle