Quote by Steven Wright

I have a map of the United States...actual size. It says, Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile. I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full size map of the world. I hardly ever unroll it.

I have a map of the United States...actual size. It says, Sc

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the irony in our perceptions and priorities. The speaker sarcastically suggests that while they possess a map of the United States that is accurately scaled and folded, implying their attention to detail and commitment, they rarely use a map of the entire world, which is available in its actual size but remains untouched. The quote may be interpreted to suggest that sometimes individuals focus solely on their immediate surroundings, neglecting the bigger picture or broader perspectives. It serves as a lighthearted reminder to embrace a wider worldview and not get too caught up in small, insignificant details.

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