Master and Doctor are my titles; for ten years now, without repose, I held my erudite recitals and led my pupils by the nose.

Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal; While others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than ever before.

Herodotus

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets.

Michael Showalter

Wisdom, prudence, forethought, these are essential. But not second to these that noble courage which adventures the right, and leaves the consequences to God.

Robert Dale Owen

I don't think it's possible to have a wedding without it being stressful!

Debra Messing

Humor is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I met Drew Barrymore in New York and she said she liked the band. That was really cool. I grew up on her.

Meg White

Losing you're co-remember meant losing the memory itself.

John Green

Nobody is stronger, nobody is weaker than someone who came back. There is nothing you can do to such a person because whatever you could do is less than what has already been done to him. We have already paid the price.

Elie Wiesel

Many a man gets weary of clamping down on his rough impulses, which if given occasional release would encourage the living of life with salt in it, in place of dust.

Henry S. Haskins

Faith is a converter. It turns weakness into strength, barrenness into fruitfulness, death to life.

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

In war, you win or lose, live or die - and the difference is just an eyelash.

Douglas MacArthur

Saya akan pikul rahsia itu jika engkau percayakan kepada saya dan saya akan masukkan ke dalam perbendaharaan hati saya dan kemudian saya kunci pintunya erat-erat. Kunci itu akan saya lemparkan jauh-jauh sehingga seorang pun tak dapat mengambilnya kedalam lagi.

Hamka