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I challenge you to be dreamers I challenge you to be doers and let us make the greatest place in the world even better.

Brian Schweitzer

Gentleman. A man who buys two of the same morning paper from the doorman of his favorite nightclub when he leaves with his girl.

Marlene Dietrich

Variety is the very spice of life that gives it all its flavour.

William Cowper

You have to do many things yourself. Things that you cannot delegate.

Nadine Gramling

If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again.

Penn Jillette

It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad

Terry Pratchett

The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

Steven Wright

LUBOV. I'm quite sure there wasn't anything at all funny. You oughtn't to go and see plays, you ought to go and look at yourself. What a grey life you lead, what a lot you talk unnecessarily.

Anton Chekhov

Give the world the best that you have, and the best will come back to you.

Madeline Bridges

Girls like to be played with, and rumpled a little too, sometimes.

Oliver Goldsmith

In law, nothing is certain but the expense.

Samuel Butler

I never wore a tie voluntarily, even though I was forced to wear one for photos when I was young and for official events at school. I used to wrap my tie in a newspaper, and whenever the teacher checked I would quickly put it on again. I'm not used to it. Most Bolivians don't wear ties.

Evo Morales