There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers.

Life is full of chances and changes, and the most prosperous of men may...meet with great misfortunes.

Aristotle

You can't be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the relationship between actor and audience to work.

Brendan Coyle

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Franklin P. Jones

Any idiot can face a crisis, it's the day to day living that wears you out.

Anton Chekhov

I don't think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess.

Dustin Diamond

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all other woes of mankind, is wisdom. Teach a man to read and write, and you have put into his hands the great keys of the wisdom box. But it is quite another thing to open the box.

Thomas Huxley

There is an old saying that money can't buy happiness. If it could, I would buy myself four hits every game.

Pete Rose

There has to be this pioneer, the individual who has the courage, the ambition to overcome the obstacles that always develop when one tries to do something worthwhile, especially when it is new and different.

Alfred P. Sloan

Life excites me-just little, normal, everyday things. Getting out of bed. Getting dressed. Making food. I find it all exciting.

Liv Tyler

I never felt I had the kind of relationship with Magic that I could just pick up the phone and call him at home.

Karl Malone

Cultural anthropology is more and more rapidly getting to realize itself as a strictly historical science.

Edward Sapir

Youth is wasted on the young.

George Bernard Shaw