When you meet the true Guru, He will awaken your heart; He will tell you the secret of love and detachment, and then you will know indeed that He transcends this universe.

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.

P. J. O'Rourke

The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).

Terry Pratchett

It took the madmen of yesterday for us to be able to act with extreme clarity today. I want to be one of those madmen. We must dare to invent the future.

Thomas Sankara

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

David Sedaris

Little things seem nothing, but they give peace, like those meadow flowers which individually seem odorless but all together perfume the air.

Georges Bernanos

A person is either the effect of his environment or is able to have an effect upon his environment.

L. Ron Hubbard

Instead of asking 'How much damage will the work in question bring about?' why not ask 'How much good? How much joy?'

Henry Miller

The happiness or unhappiness of men depends as much on their humors as on fortune.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There is a tendency for things to right themselves.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are certain moments when we might wish the future were built by men of the past.

Jean Rostand

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it.

Jackie Kennedy

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to.

Wayne Rooney