Melissa and I have the best working relationship, and we feel that Jack and Jennifer have so much more to do.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

Dave Barry

Even before he came to power in 1997, Gordon Brown promised to change the accounts to parliament from simple litanies of cash in and cash out, to a more commercial system that took notice of the public property the departments were using. This system is known as resource accounting.

James Buchan

The human soul needs actual beauty more than bread.

David Herbert Lawrence

Irritation in the heart of a believer is always an invitation to the devil to stand by.

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O honorable strumpet

William Shakespeare

Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.

Terry Pratchett

Do you know what a blessing it is to make movies that make people happy?

Kate Hudson

I always tell my kids that as soon as you have a secret, something about you that you are ashamed to have others find out, you have given other people the power to hurt you by exposing you.

Ayelet Waldman

I never wanted to do TV. I just did what I was trained to do through the Special Forces, and I've been doing that from a very young age.

Bear Grylls

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!

Chuck Palahniuk

You have to respect your audience. Without them, you're essentially standing alone, singing to yourself.

K. D. Lang

Ultimately love is everything.

M. Scott Peck