Quote by Jodi Picoult

Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.

Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot

Summary

This quote humorously implies frustration with men and highlights the speaker's disillusionment with relationships. The statement suggests that men can be difficult to deal with, while also acknowledging the legal and ethical boundaries preventing extreme actions. The speaker alludes to their personal experience of leaving their husband and substituting human companionship with a llama, suggesting that this unconventional decision brought them greater satisfaction and contentment. Overall, the quote presents a playful and lighthearted perspective on the speaker's preference for animal companionship over the complexities of human relationships.

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By Jodi Picoult

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