Quote by Tim Allen

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an a

Summary

This quote suggests that men are prone to lying and are even willing to fabricate additional lies to maintain their deception. The statement "I'm an algebra liar" implies that the speaker views lying as a strategic calculation: just as two negatives in algebra result in a positive, telling two convincing lies can ultimately be advantageous. Essentially, the quote highlights the notion that men are inclined to manipulate the truth to serve their own interests, disregarding the moral implications of their actions.

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