Men want to make women happy.

Paralyze resistance with persistence.

Woody Hayes

I know from my own experience and from other people in the business that when you come from a place where nobody knew who you were and then there is this sudden shift to where everybody now knows who you are, there's an adjustment that you have to make.

Kristen Wiig

Everything's coming up roses - for me.

Ethel Merman

I have been surrounded by some of the smartest, brightest, most caring lawyers, by agents who are willing to risk their lives for others, by support staff that are willing to work as hard as they can.

Janet Reno

If we keep on ignoring and leaving children to their own devices at home, they become latchkey kids, and trust me, the consequences of that are not good.

Eric Braeden

The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.

James Madison

Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

Terry Pratchett

To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave a philosophy.

William Ralph Inge

What sexual preference do you hope she has? Happiness. Isnt that cool?

Francesca Lia Block

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power the greater it will be.

Thomas Jefferson

Sure men were born to lie, and women to believe them!

John Gay

Well, I think it's too early to call Fallujah a failure.

Charles Schumer