Quote by Steven Wright

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes

Summary

This quote, although seemingly unrelated at first, highlights the serendipitous nature of encounters and the unexpected connections that can be formed in everyday situations. It emphasizes how one person's mundane activity and another's shopping trip can unexpectedly lead to a meeting or interaction that may have a profound impact on their lives. It reminds us to remain open to unexpected opportunities and to cherish the unpredictable beauty that can emerge from the simplest moments.

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By Steven Wright

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