Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop alw

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This quote is a humorous play on the stereotype of rednecks, a term often used to describe rural, working-class individuals in the Southern United States. The quote suggests that if your neighbors mistake you for a detective simply because you are frequently dropped off at home by a police officer, then it might imply that you are a redneck. It underscores the irony and amusement that can arise from these mistaken perceptions and the potential for a humorous observation about one's reputation within a community.

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