Quote by Bob Newhart

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degr

Summary

This quote highlights that the speaker does not hold a Certified Public Accountant (CPA) certification, although they possess a degree in accounting. They assert that becoming a CPA necessitates passing a challenging exam, which they believe they would not have been capable of completing successfully. Thus, the quote suggests that the speaker did not pursue or attain the highest level of professional accreditation in the accounting field.

By Bob Newhart

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