Quote by W. C. Fields

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Summary

This quote expresses a humorous perspective on the idea of drinking water. By saying "that is the stuff that rusts pipes," the speaker is suggesting that water, which is typically seen as a clean and essential substance for hydration, has the potential to cause damage if consumed in excess. This mocking remark adds a lighthearted twist to the conventional wisdom of drinking water, highlighting the speaker's preference for other beverages or their playful resistance to societal norms.

Topics

Alcohol/alcoholism

By W. C. Fields

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