It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.

Luke Wilson

Well, dinner would have been splendid

Sir Winston Churchill

Simplicity is the most difficult thing to secure in this world it is the last limit of experience and the last effort of genius.

George Sand

When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers fortwins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, buthe didn't obey.

Steven Wright

Man is not weak; knowledge is more than equivalent to force.

Samuel Johnson

Technology feeds on itself. Technology makes more technology possible.

Alvin Toffler

Everything in life is luck.

Donald Trump

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Marlon Wayans

The lessons of the past are ignored and obliterated into a contemporary antagonism known as the generation gap.

Spiro T. Agnew

The religious geniuses of all ages have been distinguished by this kind of religious feeling, which knows no dogma and no God conceived in man's image; so that there can be no church whose central teachings are based on it. Hence it is precisely among the heretics of every age that we find men who were filled with this highest kind of religious feeling and were in many cases regarded by their contemporaries as atheists, sometimes also as saints. Looked at in this light, men like Democritus, Francis of Assisi, and Spinoza are closely akin to one another.

Albert Einstein

All that spirits desire, spirits attain.

Kahlil Gibran

I'm crazy and I don't pretend to be anything else.

Rihanna