Quote by Steven Wright
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, right here, officer. Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, Get out of my driveway!
Summary
This quote humorously highlights a situation where the speaker mistakenly tries to unlock and start their house using their car keys. The absurdity continues as they drive their house around, get pulled over by a cop, and even yell at cars on the freeway to get out of their driveway. The quote intends to entertain through its depiction of a comical series of events resulting from confusion and mistaken identities.
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