It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day.

As in my other works of fiction: All persons living and dead are purely coincidental, and should not be construed. No names have been changed in order to protect the innocent. Angels protect the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Kurt Vonnegut

Home is where you feel at home and are treated well.

Dalai Lama

I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was fifty years away, was only ten years away. And what I thought was ten years away... it was already here. I just wasn't aware of it yet.

Bruce Sterling

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

Source Unknown

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired.

Askhari Johnson Hodari

If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Every man needs two women: a quiet home-maker, and a thrilling nymph.

Iris Murdoch

There is nothing that exasperates people more than a display of superior ability or brilliance in conversation. They seem pleased at the time, but their envy makes them curse the conversationalist in their heart.

Johnson

Damn the great executives, the men of measured merriment, damn the men with careful smiles, damn the men that run the shops, oh, damn their measured merriment.

Sinclair Lewis

The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception

Friedrich Nietzsche

Modeling is the best because you have to look hot, which comes easy to me, you know. I'm blessed with that.

Ashton Kutcher

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Eleanor Roosevelt