Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.

She was so ugly that if you grab a dictionary and look under the word ugly you would see her picture.

Rodney Dangerfield

If the Lord Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon Creation, I should have recommended something simpler.

Alfonso X

To read between the lines was easier than to follow the text.

Henry James

We're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be

C.S. Lewis

I desire an special interest in your prayers that my faith fail not in the day of adversity.

John Hawley

If thou must love me, let it be for nought

Browning, Elizabeth Barrett

You've got to ask! Asking is, in my opinion, the world's most powerful - and neglected - secret to success and happiness.

Percy Ross

When the well's dry, they know the worth of water.

Source Unknown

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

I. F. Stone

I don't wish her any ill will. I think it's very hard for everyone to participate in the illusion she presents as her truth

Rosie O'Donnell

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.

H. L. Mencken

Time is the least thing we have.

Ernest Hemingway