Oh no, real life is escape. The great terrors, the horrors--we hope--of your life come from reading fiction.

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!

Rodney Dangerfield

Money is power, and in that government which pays all the public officers of the states will all political power be substantially concentrated.

Andrew Jackson

The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows; it is what a man or woman is able to do that counts.

Booker T. Washington

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

Bob Lemon

I think if you have to pay for your education, you worry very seriously about you're going to do when you've got your degree.

James Dyson

I actually don't think that I'm that much smarter than anybody else. It's just that I frequently just seem to know what to do, and I think that's wisdom.

Benjamin Carson

The crux is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.

William J. Broad

A big part of financial freedom is having your heart and mind free from worry about the what-ifs of life.

Suze Orman

No evil dooms us hopelessly except the evil we love, and desire to continue in, and make no effort to escape from.

George Eliot

I wanted to translate from one flat surface to another. In fact, my learning disabilities controlled a lot of things. I don't recognize faces, so I'm sure it's what drove me to portraits in the first place.

Chuck Close

I have this sense that I didn't really start growing up until my twenties.

Winona Ryder

At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.

Ralph Waldo Emerson