An old Apache storyteller reminds us:

That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from .

Cassandra Clare

If society has a technical need, that helps science forward more than ten universities.

Paul A. Baran

Extravagance is the luxury of the poor; penury is the luxury of the rich

Oscar Wilde

I have not placed reading before praying because I regard it more important, but because, in order to pray aright, we must understand what we are praying for.

Angelina Grimke

If life's lessons could be reduced to single sentences, there would be no need for fiction.

Scott Turow

When I face an issue of great import that cleaves both constituents and colleagues, I always take the same approach. I engage in deep deliberation and quiet contemplation. I wait to the last available minute and then I always vote with the losers. Because, my friend, the winners never remember and the losers never forget.

Thomas H. Kean

Comedy is a tragedy plus time.

Carol Burnett

A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.

Max Planck

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

Tom T. Hall

Thoreau was an idiot.

Bill Bryson

I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.

Abraham Lincoln

He without benefit of scruplesHis fun and money soon quadruples.

Ogden Nash