Quote by Robert Orben
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Summary
This quote sarcastically suggests that older people should not consume health food because they require preservatives to prolong their lifespan. It plays with the idea that health foods are typically associated with natural, organic ingredients and lack preservatives, which are often used in processed foods to prevent spoilage. The quote humorously implies that the additional preservatives in their diets are necessary for older individuals to extend their longevity.
Topics
Food
By Robert Orben