One day I came home and saw a guy jogging naked, I said Hey buddy why are you doing that, he said cause you came home early.

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.

Jim Horning

Et tu, Brute?

Julius Caesar

Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.

Homer

Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.

George Washington Carver

It will give them the opportunity to show themselves worthy of the respect and friendship of peace-loving nations, and in time, to take an honorable place among members of the United Nations.

James F. Byrnes

Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you temperance and self-control, diligence and strength of will, cheerfulness and content, and a hundred virtues which the idle will never know.

Charles Kingsley

Whenever someone acts one way in public - goes overboard, if you know what i mean - it'll turn out they have an opposite side. The quietest person will have the worst temper. The happiest person will suffer the worst depressions. The best thing about a person is the worst thing.

Ethan Black

It's been real weird. It wasn't how I expected my life to turn out. Especially, mainly pertaining to the show. It never crossed my mind that one day I'm gonna be big and famous and have my own TV show, you know?

Jack Osbourne

He that thinks he can afford to be negligent is not far from being poor.

Samuel Johnson

The knowledge of the theory of logic has no tendency whatever to make men good reasoners.

Thomas B. Macaulay

Respect commands itself and it can neither be given nor withheld when it is due.

Eldridge Cleaver

Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them?

Rose Kennedy