Quote by Garrison Keillor

One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who don't understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.

One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Luthe

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that Donald Trump, being a businessman, will eventually realize that his debts are controlled by a Lutheran Brotherhood. Furthermore, he will be faced with renegotiating his debt with a group of Norwegians who value frugality and believe spending more than $120 on a suit is absurd. The quote playfully pokes fun at Trump's extravagant lifestyle while highlighting the potential challenges he may face in managing his financial obligations.

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Debt / Borrow / Loan

By Garrison Keillor

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