One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw themost gorgeous blond Chinese girl... I sat beside her. I said,Hi, and she said, Hi, and then I said, Nice day, isn'tit?, and she said, I saw my analyst today and he says I have aproblem. So I asked, What's the problem? She replied, Ican't tell you. I don't even know you... I said, Wellsometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect strangeron a bus. So she said, Well, my analyst said I'm anymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... By the way, myname is Denise. I said, Hello, Denise. My name is BuckyGoldstein...

The work of the Spirit is to impart life, to implant hope, to give liberty, to testify of Christ, to guide us into all truth, to teach us all things, to comfort the believer, and to convict the world of sin.

Dwight L. Moody

In my heart, I'm an Alabaman who went up north to work.

E. O. Wilson

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

Denis Waitley

People really feel that, when they go to the gas pump now, that the oil cartel is holding them by the legs and tipping them upside down and shaking money out of their pockets.

Ed Markey

Happiness is not a life without pain, but rather a life in which the pain is traded for a worthy price.

Orson Scott Card

I have great respect for directors who know what they're doing.

Bill Mumy

I am proud to have been capable of giving people hope again.

Francois Hollande

In order to understand, observe, deduce, man must first be conscious of himself as alive.

Leo Tolstoy

If your heart takes more pleasure in reading novels, or watching TV, or going to the movies, or talking to friends, rather than just sitting alone with God and embracing Him, sharing His cares and His burdens, weeping and rejoicing with Him, then how are you going to handle forever and ever in His presence...? You'd be bored to tears in heaven, if you're not ecstatic about God now!

Keith Green

It is not sufficient to see and to know the beauty of a work. We must feel and be affected by it.

Voltaire

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

Friedrich Nietzsche

That is to say, epic poetry has been invented many times and independently but, as the needs which prompted the invention have been broadly similar, so the invention itself has been.

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