After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I want to see the manager.

If you're going to lend money make sure somebody else is around. If you're going to give money make sure nobody else is around.

Source Unknown

Certainly going back to Sherlock Holmes we have a tradition of forensic science featured in detective stories.

Jeffery Deaver

Probably every new and eagerly expected garment ever put on since clothes came in fell a trifle short of the wearer's expectation

Charles Dickens

Once every five hundred years or so, a summary statement about poetry comes along that we can't imagine ourselves living without.

A. R. Ammons

I hope I can help guys come out and say, 'All right, dude, I got a manicure... and I liked it.'

Ryan Seacrest

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.

Trey Parker

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the twentieth century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press.

Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

Progress is the stride of God.

Victor Hugo

Believe me, You will surely see the light. even if you are in a darkest room though, It will go in through small holes in your room.

Chandra Bobby

To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love needs no logic for its mission.

Charles Lindbergh

If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.

Tom Lehrer

Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?

William Shakespeare