One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Love is the beauty of the soul.

Saint Augustine

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.

Bill Maher

I'm the type of woman you might say is too good. I'll massage a man's feet, have dinner cooked when he gets home. But once they leave, the door is closed, and the locks are changed.

Angie Stone

I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the library the sign says shut the f..k up!

Rodney Dangerfield

In America we can say what we think, and even if we can't think, we can say it anyhow.

Charles Franklin Kettering

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

Henry J. Kaiser

Do the things you know, and you shall learn the truth you need to know.

George MacDonald

I think about dying. I've come to realize we all die alone in one way or another.

Richard Pryor

And what greater might do we possess as human beings than our capacity to question and to learn?

Ann Druyan

Looking' his last' upon the scene of his former joys and his later sufferings, and wishing 'she' could see him now, abroad on the wild sea, facing peril and death with a dauntless heart, going to his doom with a grim smile on his lips.

Mark Twain

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

Phyllis Diller

Is it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other?

George Eliot