Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her you cooked it, you take it out.

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her you

Summary

This quote reflects a humorous and playful interaction between the speaker and their partner. The speaker cleverly uses wit to dodge the task of taking out the garbage, making a humorous comment about the partner's cooking. It highlights the couple's light-hearted banter and suggests a dynamic where humor and teasing play a role in their relationship.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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