Quote by Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody'ssatellite dish. My dreams showed up on TVs all over the world.

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebod

Summary

This quote by comedian Steven Wright humorously depicts a bizarre scenario that occurred when he fell asleep on somebody's satellite dish. It suggests that his dreams were so captivating that they were broadcasted on TVs worldwide. The quote highlights the unpredictability and peculiar nature of dreams, showcasing the whimsical imagination of the speaker. Ultimately, it encourages readers to embrace the possibility of unexpected and extraordinary events in life.

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