If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable.

Joseph Addison

Syria should not belong to one family, to one coterie, or to one party. It belongs to all the people of Syria equally, in all their religious and ethnic diversity.

William Hague

Playing sport was somewhat frivolous, but I liked it. I rebelled a little bit, and wouldn't go to music lessons and things like that, but I would go and play ball. My parents learned to love it because they saw how much I got out of it.

Mike Krzyzewski

The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously.

Mark Twain

Many people convince themselves if it is economically necessary, it's morally right. That's not always the case.

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Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

Kate Clinton

My wife made me join her bridge club ... I jump next Tuesday.

Rodney Dangerfield

I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamberpots. When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon - or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder.

J.K. Rowling

Calm, open debate, and logical thought drive strength to its maximum effectiveness.

Billy Corgan

Today the large organization is lord and master, and most of its employees have been desensitized much as were the medieval peasants who never knew they were serfs.

Ralph Nader

There is a looming chasm between what your brain knows and what your mind is capable of accessing.

David Eagleman

The market came with the dawn of civilization and it is not an invention of capitalism. If it leads to improving the well-being of the people there is no contradiction with socialism.

Mikhail Gorbachev