Quote by Steven Wright

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the effects of consuming a large quantity of tequila. It humorously suggests that after drinking three shots of tequila, one's judgment and balance become impaired, resulting in a humorous exaggeration of ending up on the floor. It serves as a lighthearted cautionary reminder about the potentially hasty consequences of excessive drinking.

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By Steven Wright

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