Quote by Steven Wright

One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.

One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the

Summary

This quote emphasizes the humor and creativity that arises from unexpected situations. The power outage forced the person to find an alternative light source, resulting in using the flash on their camera. Rather than simply using it for practical purposes, they playfully indulged in taking numerous pictures of themselves. The unexpected flashes of light confused the neighbors, leading them to believe there was a thunderstorm or lightning inside the house. Overall, this quote serves as a lighthearted reminder to find joy and amusement in the unpredictable and mundane moments of life.

By Steven Wright

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