Quote by Steven Wright

One time I went to a drivein in a taxi cab. The movie cost me$95.

One time I went to a drivein in a taxi cab. The movie cost m

Summary

This quote appears to depict an unusual and possibly costly experience of going to a drive-in movie in a taxi cab. The humor in the statement likely lies in the unexpectedly high price of $95, which is an unusually high amount for a movie ticket. The person sharing the quote may be emphasizing the extravagance or highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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By Steven Wright

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