Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my

Summary

This quote implies a humorous situation where the speaker asked a bellhop to handle their bag at a hotel. However, the punchline suggests that instead of tending to the bag, the bellhop inappropriately touched the speaker's wife, all in a light-hearted and comedic tone.

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Humor Funny

By Rodney Dangerfield

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