Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's c

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This quote describes a light-hearted situation where the person finds someone else's cheque inside a fortune cookie. They then inform the person next to them about the mix-up, who thanks them for their honesty. It highlights the unexpectedness of finding something so important in an unlikely place and showcases a friendly exchange between strangers.

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