I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said, and I used it in the FOLLIES of 1922. I said America has a unique record. We never lost a war and we never won a conference in our lives. I believe that we could without any degree of egotism, single-handed lick any nation in the world. But we cant confer with Costa Rica and come home with our shirts on.

Summary

This quote, by American humorist Will Rogers, highlights his sentiment about the contrasting nature of America's military prowess and diplomatic efforts. Rogers acknowledges America's historical success in wars, boasting about the country's unbeatable military might. However, he humorously remarks that when it comes to conferences or negotiations with smaller nations like Costa Rica, the outcome is less favorable. The quote suggests that while America may exert power and dominance in military conflicts, it does not consistently achieve the same level of success or influence in diplomatic endeavors.