Quote by April Winchell
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.
Summary
This quote sarcastically emphasizes the dark and melancholic aspects often associated with the holiday season. It mentions orphans, dead parents, and lonely children, hinting at the loneliness and grief some people may feel during Christmas. Additionally, the reference to "morose spoken word recordings" taps into the somber and reflective nature of this time of year. The final suggestion to move the turkey over to fit one's head in the oven conveys a sense of hopelessness and despair, symbolizing the extreme emotions that can arise during the holiday season.